I don't know.

cracked:

destructiondragon360:

cracked:

If you’re great at school and bad at people, the good news is that school’s a transferrable skill.
5 Life Hacks That Can Change an Introvert’s Life

#5. Overthinking It
Basic friend-making skills like small talk and banter, once I got the hang of them, ended up being two things that I’m not actually that bad at. When needed, I can hold court like a motherfucker. But this is absolutely something I need to “turn on” to do, and when I don’t make the effort, in most social situations I will drift into a conversation with a bookshelf or particularly friendly dog. .. I’m sure there are norms out there who breeze into and out of conversations like it’s nothing, and hey, bully for their perfect blond heads. But for the rest of us, who have diagrammed in advance a conversation to order pizza, overthinking things like this is simply how it has to be done.

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cracked telling me to do that thing I do all my life that everyone else tells me not to do

We get you

cracked:

destructiondragon360:

cracked:

If you’re great at school and bad at people, the good news is that school’s a transferrable skill.

5 Life Hacks That Can Change an Introvert’s Life

#5. Overthinking It

Basic friend-making skills like small talk and banter, once I got the hang of them, ended up being two things that I’m not actually that bad at. When needed, I can hold court like a motherfucker. But this is absolutely something I need to “turn on” to do, and when I don’t make the effort, in most social situations I will drift into a conversation with a bookshelf or particularly friendly dog. .. I’m sure there are norms out there who breeze into and out of conversations like it’s nothing, and hey, bully for their perfect blond heads. But for the rest of us, who have diagrammed in advance a conversation to order pizza, overthinking things like this is simply how it has to be done.

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cracked telling me to do that thing I do all my life that everyone else tells me not to do

We get you

(Source: nom-food)

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

You are my refuge and my shield; your word is my source of hope.

—Psalm 119:114 (via simply-divine-creation)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

thetackyfemme:

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

- An Irish Prayer

(Source: billycraplan)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.